Donating To A Museum Gifts

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

Culture Saturday

Party Animals.

"You're on a what?!"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'I could do that.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

The Other Cooperstown

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Antiques

I love Museum Shops

Diego Velasquez

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

Colonial Larrysburg.