Charitable Giving Pillows

'This isn't rocket science, Chuck. You donate $1,000 to a charity. You feel good. That's it.'

"Your generous contribution helps fund these solicitations."

'I had just assumed the college alumni solicitation letters would stop up here.'

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

I THINK when OXFAM suggested you buy a goat for Xmas...They meant for the third world!

"I'm not the same old $20-contribution person I used to be, you know, Marlene."

Charities need a more honest relationship with donors...

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation- they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Charitable Tax Donations to Bum

"Look at her and her bloody virtue signalling!"

Contact Tree-Huggers.com for info on tax-deductible charitable trusts.

"They've discovered the gene for poverty.''

Write a cheque to the Bank so that they can waste your money on derivatives trades in portuguese clam futures...Pay your utilities so that Russian oligarchs can buy another football team...Or give a little to charity and make the world a better place.

"I'll bet those campaign ribbons have a lot of stories."

"Our charity would appreciate a donation, but I am not willing to fight you for it."

10% of Your Money Goes to Charity

"I gave until it hurt."

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

I Look Really Sad

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"Gee, thanks pal."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Movember

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Your Guide to Winning Movember