Digital Donor Gifts

"Perhaps the gentleman would rather contribute in the privacy of my GoFundMe page."

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"I'll never forget you."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Kevin had a computer virus.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Man-mobile

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"Is it an important text?"

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Silly sausages

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'