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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"I'll never forget you."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Kevin had a computer virus.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Man-mobile

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Silly sausages

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"