Online Giving Gifts

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'I found him on the internet.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

Honey badger do care.

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

"I can't wait to put this on my blog!"

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

"No, there is not an annual cap on tithes."

Santa's Workshop...St Nickolas Foundation...Philanthropy since the year 701.

Stuffed.

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

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"Done saving the world for today."

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

"I didn't know a merry Christmas could be so cheap."

"If you're generous when the collection plate is passed around, I'll make my sermon ten minutes shorter than usual."

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

Charitable Tax Donations to Bum

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

"We gave generously to the most deserving charity on the planet. We've earned our bliss."

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."