Online Transactions T-Shirts

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'I found him on the internet.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Online Shopping.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Gerald Ratner's return

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'