Online Commerce T-Shirts

"He has encolosed the money as an attachment so we just have to print it out...!"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Internet.

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'I found him on the internet.'

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Supply Chain

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Online Shopping.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Gerald Ratner's return

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