Digital Finance Gifts

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"It's not fair. I get 10 years for counterfeiting and people making fortunes with cryptocurrency."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Don't feel bad. Even I don't understand me."

'Your wealth is no longer on paper. It's in cyberspace.'

"First it was one kid, then another and another...mobile banking has put my kind out of work."

'You've successfully completed the transaction to sell your soul. A digital receipt will be e-mailed to you.'

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

Busker with a Card Machine

Our bank account is now behind a paywall...

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

Modern money

Virtual Money?

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

Empty Pot at the End of Rainbow

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

'Jason feels insecure if he's too far from his money... but electronic bank statements have cured that!'

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

"I suppose we could convert it to bitcoin."

'They bounce it off a satellite.'

'Accountants rarely see cash, Bobby, we keep accounts electronically,'

"I don't laugh all the way to the bank. I just check my balance online and cry at my computer."

Lost in the laptop...

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Where do I swipe?"

Blocked Network