Payment Methods Gifts

"She says she wants to pay for it, in full, in cash. . . Is she allowed to do that?"

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Shaker Timeouts

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

Busker with a Card Machine

"If your payment is in the post, please ignore this threat."

'It's a World War II portable phone and it works great when I have someone to crank it.'

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

'Would you prefer paper of plastic.'

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

"Paper or Plastic?"

"If you could cut the flirting with Cherokee Charlie, the US Cavalry would be appreciative, miss."

"Where do I swipe?"

'. . . And Keith magically had to go to the bathroom right when the bill arrives. . . why do I always have to pay the lion's share?'

'It's bound to go wrong. We made the final payment last week.'

Miscommunication!

'Check, mate.'

'Two ounces of bullseyes and can I use my credit card?'

"See, we've had text messaging for years."

Payments without QR code