Payment Methods Gifts

"She says she wants to pay for it, in full, in cash. . . Is she allowed to do that?"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Shaker Timeouts

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

Busker with a Card Machine

"If your payment is in the post, please ignore this threat."

'It's a World War II portable phone and it works great when I have someone to crank it.'

"Here's an idea, instead of you signing off checks why don't we pay people electronically?"

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

'Would you prefer paper of plastic.'

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

"Paper or Plastic?"

"If you could cut the flirting with Cherokee Charlie, the US Cavalry would be appreciative, miss."

"Do we accept PayPay? We accept any method that pays, pal."

"Where do I swipe?"

'. . . And Keith magically had to go to the bathroom right when the bill arrives. . . why do I always have to pay the lion's share?'

Cool. The tooth fairy put a few bucks in my PayPal account last night.

'It's bound to go wrong. We made the final payment last week.'

Miscommunication!

'Check, mate.'

Payments without QR code

"See, we've had text messaging for years."

'Two ounces of bullseyes and can I use my credit card?'