Payment Gifts

"If your payment is in the post, please ignore this threat."

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"It's such a lovely day!"

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Early Piety

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Money Bar.

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"Casual Payday."

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

"Your repayments start now!"

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"All rise."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

I am billing, therefore I am.

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'Pop-up Bible.'

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''