Charging Gifts

"His battery anxiety has got out of hand!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

Killer Executive Suits.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

The Computer Bore

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

At the Museum

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Pick me!"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Why do they do that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"