Communication Charger Gifts

Lynching on social media

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'How fast can you hype?'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

Inclusive speech

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"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

Antler Buzzers.

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

'How fast can you hype?'