Charge Changer Gifts

Must you always be so negative?

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

I got you a 20th anniversary present. An iPhone charger? An actual, real gift? What's the catch? House of Java Cybercafe. No catch. For the last 20 years, you've been the best whipping boy I've ever had. You're a complete tool of the technology industry. You've been a real pleasure to mock. In fact, the last 20 years of making fun of your pathetic life has made this two rewarding decades. Plug back in, whipping boy! I will outlast you, smelly old bat!

"Sky, sir?"

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

"She'll be down in a minute. She's still charging."

'What's it to be? An overbearing chef, an overbearing interior designer, or an overbearing gardener?'

"Our TV has a 'fair' feature. It knows when you've dominated the TV, so it automatically switches over to my show."

"If it takes 4 hrs to change your laptop, 3 hrs to charge your tablet, and 2 hrs your phone, how many hours are you going to have to go without the internet?"

"Well, folks, it looks as if Ole Mich is really getting trounced by those Reds.

'I move that our investment club meet here next Wednesday, whereupon we will once again check under the cushions.'

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

'Could you change the channel? This program even put the bird to sleep.'

"We need to change next year's number. I refuse to say '2020 won.'"

"He's still planning what to watch on TV tonight."

"Smart technology is taking the fun out of things."

Deja Viewer

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

Ouch! Somebody's voice is changing!

Cull manufacturers who don't standardise electrical chargers.

"His battery anxiety has got out of hand!"

The Gas Price Race

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'... and don't watch the Food Channel.'

"Done writing your review?"