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Must you always be so negative?

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

"Sky, sir?"

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

"If it takes 4 hrs to change your laptop, 3 hrs to charge your tablet, and 2 hrs your phone, how many hours are you going to have to go without the internet?"

'What's it to be? An overbearing chef, an overbearing interior designer, or an overbearing gardener?'

"She'll be down in a minute. She's still charging."

"Our TV has a 'fair' feature. It knows when you've dominated the TV, so it automatically switches over to my show."

"Well, folks, it looks as if Ole Mich is really getting trounced by those Reds.

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

'I move that our investment club meet here next Wednesday, whereupon we will once again check under the cushions.'

"We need to change next year's number. I refuse to say '2020 won.'"

'Could you change the channel? This program even put the bird to sleep.'

"He's still planning what to watch on TV tonight."

"Smart technology is taking the fun out of things."

Deja Viewer

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

Cull manufacturers who don't standardise electrical chargers.

The Gas Price Race

Job search

"His battery anxiety has got out of hand!"

Trends: A Brief History

'... and don't watch the Food Channel.'

"Done writing your review?"

'I have carpal tunnel syndrome from raising it.'