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"His battery anxiety has got out of hand!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Killer Executive Suits.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

At the Museum

The Computer Bore

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Pick me!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

The Vineyard

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Why do they do that?"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cat woman shopping for cats.