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"Done writing your review?"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

'Are we having fun yet?'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Schrodinger's kittens

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Monkey casino study.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

Nature Scents Research Department.

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

Stock Wanted

"Careful...she bites."

CVS receipt airplane banner

Amateur singers

"They p-p-put m-me in ch-ch-charge."

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

Ant Farm Concert

'It's the paperwork that you need to fill out to show that we're spending all our time focussing on clients' needs.'

"On the day after Christmas, lots of families celebrate Boxing Day... They box up things they don't need anymore and give them to charity."

"You gave at the office, but you work from home?"

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

"This is a stick-up. Please give generously."

Buffing Cars.

"There's a man at the door collecting for Jesus...."