Credit Champ T-Shirts

Yeah, Fred's a real credit to the human race, he owes everyone.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

Examinations.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Run in the Family

'Are we having fun yet?'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

Schrodinger's kittens

Dog Beginning For A Loan

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Monkey casino study.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Bob hated working over-time.

Nature Scents Research Department.

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"I used to wait tables but I found I was more suited to producing movies."

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

Stock Wanted

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"I take it your credit score has gone up?"

"What setting do I use for this?"

'We're all out of the (bar code) but can I interest you in the (different bar code)?'

CVS receipt airplane banner

"Since I never accepted any more challenges after my win against the hare, I remain undefeated..."