Credit Champ Pillows

Yeah, Fred's a real credit to the human race, he owes everyone.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

Examinations.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Run in the Family

'Are we having fun yet?'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

Schrodinger's kittens

Dog Beginning For A Loan

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Monkey casino study.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Bob hated working over-time.

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

Nature Scents Research Department.

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

"I used to wait tables but I found I was more suited to producing movies."

"I take it your credit score has gone up?"

'We're all out of the (bar code) but can I interest you in the (different bar code)?'

"Careful...she bites."

"Since I never accepted any more challenges after my win against the hare, I remain undefeated..."