Payment Mugs

"If your payment is in the post, please ignore this threat."

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Early Piety

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

Money Bar.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

"Casual Payday."

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Your repayments start now!"

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"All rise."

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

I am billing, therefore I am.

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'Pop-up Bible.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'It helps with reception.'

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!