Money Mugs

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

Happiness is just around the corner...work harder, earn more money, buy more things...

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?' The discovery that money actually does grow on trees.

Suitcase of money - "Well, put like that of course you can marry my daughter."

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

Greed is good...but banking is better.

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

Get rich quick giving seminars!

Center for the story of whether throwing money at the economy really works.

I'm not here to help you, I'm here to get paid.

'I don't like that look in your eyes!' (Mechanic with dollar signs in his eyes)

Man having dollars fed into his arms via IV drip.

"What do you mean, 'money isn't everything'?

'It comes to something when the state of the pound is such that we HOPE to find lots of foreign coins!'

'We're not going to insure it until you get arid of that.'

'Looks like they finally convinced him to take an early retirement.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

Free Stock Tips

"Tonight's lotto numbers are..."

"Wow, I'd always assumed it was just a figure of speech!"

"Actually, I am looking for a new friend ... someone with a big allowance."

"Doctor, I would have like to win enough money in the lottery for the rest of my life..."

All he ever talks about is money!

'I'd rather have one of those than an I-Box.'

Prisoner: 'And this is the first dollar i ever counterfeited.'

Born Rich, Stayed Rich, Died Rich.

'Happy Birthday, Dad, we got you a safe to keep all your money in - only you and us will know the combination!'

'He's not much to look at, but when he opens his checkbook the transformation begins.'

'I don't normally pray but I'm desperate for ?5,000.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Cashpoint - 'Have another tenner.'