Payments Pillows

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Let's Celebrate

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

Money Bar.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Santa called but you were out!

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Casual Payday."

Engineer on the move.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

I am billing, therefore I am.

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

A Kangermoo

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''