Billing Pillows

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

'Remember to bill for the time it takes to bill for the time it takes to bill.'

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

I am billing, therefore I am.

'How goes the billing?'

"Penny for your thoughts? I'm a solicitor, it'll cost you five hundred!"

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"I charge by the grain."

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

'A Bill-a-holics recovery workshop'

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

Medical Billing & Coding

'Remember, a rush to judgement is also bad for billing purposes.'

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

"Remember the longer the jury stays out the more the more hours I have to bill."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

"Well, you helped me with my initial health issue, but now I've got headaches from dealing with billing and insurance!"

'Here, check it by processing my bill.'

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"Your bill has been doubled to include your own false pregnancy."