Billing Buff Pillows

'Are these billable hours?'

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

'Hello, Professor. When do we learn billing?'

"Remember the longer the jury stays out the more the more hours I have to bill."

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

"All our medical services are a la carte. Our practice isn't holistic, but our billing is."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'He likes to power nap.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Battery Lighthouse

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"I don't like the look of this."

"What comes after zillion?"

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Occupy Budget Balancing

Spanish bank needs propping up.

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'Tax.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"