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'Are these billable hours?'

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

'Hello, Professor. When do we learn billing?'

"Remember the longer the jury stays out the more the more hours I have to bill."

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

"All our medical services are a la carte. Our practice isn't holistic, but our billing is."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'He likes to power nap.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Battery Lighthouse

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"I don't like the look of this."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

"What comes after zillion?"

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Spanish bank needs propping up.

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Tax.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.