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My mobile phone bill keeps giving me headaches every time I get the bill!

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Sheep Ledger

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

I am billing, therefore I am.

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"I now represent both death and taxes."

Stimulus bust

"I charge by the grain."

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

irs, 'You were wrong -- they WEREN'T more afraid of me than I was of them.'

'This rebate check isn't big enough for both of us.'

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'I feel sure I'm paying too little tax, who do I see about it?'

Medical Billing & Coding

"It's not fair that we have to pay taxes on something we don't have - last year's income."

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."