Billing Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

I am billing, therefore I am.

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"I charge by the grain."

Medical Billing & Coding

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

"Remember the longer the jury stays out the more the more hours I have to bill."

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

'Here, check it by processing my bill.'

'I'm afraid we never use the 'I' word around here...'

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

"Oh, the doctor does keep up. He gets accounting magazines on the latest billing methods."

'The transplant went okay, but your insurance company is rejecting the bill.'

"Our hospital is dedicated to cost transparency for our patients. I think you'll find our prices are so transparent you can't even see them."

'Are these billable hours?'

Business restraining law firms

More holiday ICD-10 codes you may encounter...

'Everybody, please welcome Moose and Rocco to the team. They're our new revenue enhancement and collections specialists.'

'Resuscitation is available if you pass out from the bill.'

"Reimbursements are still shrinking - billing sent us the latest payment to read."

"The doctor encourages second opinions, but not about his fees."

'Remember to bill for the time it takes to bill for the time it takes to bill.'