Bill Enthusiasts T-Shirts

I am billing, therefore I am.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Six jazz instruments.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Couple sharing earbuds.

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

How hit songs get their names

Guitar Hero.

"I charge by the grain."

Medical Billing & Coding

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

"I Love U2."

Muse

The Dogs... 'On lead.'

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'Dad's my roadie.'

'A I and a II and a I-II-III...'

Injured? I told you so but you didn't listen

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

Boom Box

"Hi - we're called pillowcase and we're a cover band!"

The Bleat Boys

'It's a Marimba!'

'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''

Very large members of a band called Broadband.

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."