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Duel Fuel?

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Warrior Woman

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Epic Battles

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

I am billing, therefore I am.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Roman paramedic.

'Why are they all picking on me?'

"I'll be blunt. You don't have much time. In three days I'm turning this over to a collection agency."

And this is one we made earlier.

'I'm switching to another provider,dear.'

"We lawyers are very conscientious about our charges and I remember that one specifically: I called to wish you a happy birthday and I got your answering machine so I just billed you a quarter of an hour."

"Gentlemen, I've decided to reduce our executive committee to three members."

'The barbarians ,,, I mean, IRS agents ,,, are at the gate,'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Flipping the Script

The Order for War is Given by Picrochole. (Rabelais).

It's my pre-battle jam.

It's so quaint that you're reading a book. Stuff it. You really should get a e-reader. They're hip, great-looking. The future. And apparently you can get really good books on them. Apparently? Owning it is the main thing. Reading is for book people. I fear truth in this.

'You and whose army?'

'Watch what you're doing with that, or you'll have somebody's eye out!'

"Penny for your thoughts? I'm a solicitor, it'll cost you five hundred!"

'Bring on the Budget!'

'They're always like this just before a predatory business deal.'

Bills for Payment this Month.

"It's a quote from the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

"But I'm not well yet."

Our Reserves - The Battle of Amesbury

"I hate Mondays."

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