Bill Battle Enthusiast Gifts

Duel Fuel?

Warrior Woman

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Epic Battles

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

I am billing, therefore I am.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Roman paramedic.

'Why are they all picking on me?'

"I'll be blunt. You don't have much time. In three days I'm turning this over to a collection agency."

And this is one we made earlier.

"We lawyers are very conscientious about our charges and I remember that one specifically: I called to wish you a happy birthday and I got your answering machine so I just billed you a quarter of an hour."

'I'm switching to another provider,dear.'

"Gentlemen, I've decided to reduce our executive committee to three members."

'The barbarians ,,, I mean, IRS agents ,,, are at the gate,'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'You and whose army?'

The Order for War is Given by Picrochole. (Rabelais).

'Watch what you're doing with that, or you'll have somebody's eye out!'

"Penny for your thoughts? I'm a solicitor, it'll cost you five hundred!"

'Bring on the Budget!'

'They're always like this just before a predatory business deal.'

"But I'm not well yet."

Our Reserves - The Battle of Amesbury

"I hate Mondays."

"It's a quote from the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

Bills for Payment this Month.

Agincourt 1415

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