Bill Enthusiast Gifts

"Penny for your thoughts? I'm a solicitor, it'll cost you five hundred!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Six jazz instruments.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Online Shopping.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Couple sharing earbuds.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Last Chance for Everything.

I am billing, therefore I am.

How hit songs get their names

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

Guitar Hero.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

"I charge by the grain."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

Bargains

"I Love U2."

Bell ringer.

'Shove' (at big sale).