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"Penny for your thoughts? I'm a solicitor, it'll cost you five hundred!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Six jazz instruments.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Online Shopping.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Last Chance for Everything.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Guitar Hero.

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

"I charge by the grain."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"I Love U2."

"I am in training for the sales."

Bargains

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'