Music Battle Enthusiast Gifts

Flipping the Script

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Warrior Woman

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Piano Recital

Rap music

Kritik's Korner

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Guitar Man.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Serenading

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

Epic Battles

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.