Zen Billing Enthusiast T-Shirts

Lawyer Meditating over the Happy Thought of Billable Hours.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

Working from OM.

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"I charge by the grain."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Zen Master Huineng

Medical Billing & Coding

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'