Zen Billing Enthusiast T-Shirts

Lawyer Meditating over the Happy Thought of Billable Hours.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

Working from OM.

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"I charge by the grain."

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Zen Master Huineng

Medical Billing & Coding

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'