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'Hypermarket' and 'Chill Market'.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Everything's gone up."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

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Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

I e-bay t-shirt.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

Working from OM.

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

You Shouldn't Have

"It looked different on the internet."

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Fashion Mistake.

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click