Zen Shopper Pillows

'Hypermarket' and 'Chill Market'.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Everything's gone up."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

I e-bay t-shirt.

Working from OM.

Fashion Mistake.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"It looked different on the internet."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'