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"He's had several billing procedures named after him."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"What comes after zillion?"

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

I am billing, therefore I am.

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

Financial Execution

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

Squeezing a tight budget...

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

The Department Chairs react to the budget cuts.

"He can afford a bigger cage. His old tax forms line the bottom."

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

-"Why bother to budget?" -"So we can worry BEFORE we spend our money as well as AFTER we spend our money."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

"Care to sign a petition to have a 'balanced budget' as the eleventh commandment?"

"I charge by the grain."

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'