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'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Battery Lighthouse

French horn.

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

Presenter Auditions.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Occupy Budget Balancing

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Tax.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

Your tax $ at WAR.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''