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'Can you hear me now?' - Energy Conservation

Energy speculation.

Cat with electrified water bowl.

'Ordinarily I'd get quite charged up about it but I think he's selling our electricity back to the Grid.'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

'He likes to power nap.'

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

Tomb of the Unknown Electrician.

"You're nice and all, Steven, but I'm looking for someone who's a little more grounded."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'The buildings are merging.'

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Toy Store/Battery Store

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

"It's a plant based solution."

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level