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"Who knew that solar panels are made from chocolate?"

'He likes to power nap.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Not now, Oliver."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'The buildings are merging.'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Asteroid Bennu

Glimpses One Dollar

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

Toy Store/Battery Store

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

Mars Rover

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.