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"That one is titled, 'Unfinished.'"

'He likes to power nap.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Battery Lighthouse

Gene Therapy

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Newton discovers surrealism

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"It's a plant based solution."

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

'I never forget a face.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

Energy speculation.

"Flossie is as pleased as I am about producing this new vaccine, and we are both proud to accept the Nobel Prize."

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

Battery Chicken.

World Battery Change

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"He's got a photographic memory."

'It's okay, John. Everyone's entire life fits on a microchip.'

'I've been treating you for months -- Has your memory shown ANY improvement?', 'Who wants to know?'