Electricity Buff Mugs

Energy drinks.

'Can you hear me now?' - Energy Conservation

Energy speculation.

Cat with electrified water bowl.

'Ordinarily I'd get quite charged up about it but I think he's selling our electricity back to the Grid.'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

'He likes to power nap.'

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

Tomb of the Unknown Electrician.

"You're nice and all, Steven, but I'm looking for someone who's a little more grounded."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

'The buildings are merging.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

They Always Say That

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

Toy Store/Battery Store

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'