Battery Buff Mugs

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

Battery Powered Businessman with Pacemaker/cellphone/laptop/watch/pager/calculator.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'So you're billing me twice cos I'm bi-polar?'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Lighthouse

Battery Lighthouse

Toy Shop and Battery Store

"I died and came back numerous times."

"Why are you always so negative?"

"My new phone battery requires me to carry a generator around. I may have back problems, but my phone never dies."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Battery Chicken.

World Battery Change

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'Now listen up, this is a life and death thing...the cheap low voltage battery is for your husband's pacemaker...the high-powered heavy-duty one is your vibrator!'

Useful life of mobile phone

'He likes to power nap.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

Gene Therapy

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Flan-eating bacteria

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Bacterial Cultural Center

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

Toy Store/Battery Store

"Uh-Oh!"

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'