Infrastructure Buff Mugs

Donald Trump

They Always Say That

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.

'Look, honey. They're finally addressing the problems with our infrastructure.'

'The HS2 line is going to bring in a lot of work...'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

Extra Heathrow runway

'Well darn it...this isn't right...somebody should have let you know the highway was coming this way.'

'The government is running this country like nobody's business.'

U.S. Rail System

"So, as you can see, our latest development plan is really just simple math."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"We only got six days of funding."

'He likes to power nap.'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Here's the parking lot."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'The buildings are merging.'