Credit Card Cynic Mugs

'I'm sorry - we don't take American Express,'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'Sometimes I think it would be more merciful just to enslave them.'

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

The Fed: Problems and the solution.

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

Modern Monster

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'I can remember when banks competed for customers...Now its shareholders.'

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

IRS, 'Remember back when 'debt to society' referred to criminals?'

'Good job on screwing up the economy. Now make global warming worse.'

Today's Topic: "Money talks." In my case, very sarcastically.

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

Your Flexible Fiend.

'She just got her first credit card application in the mail.'

'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'

BUY NOW, PAY LATER THIS AFTERNOON Looks like inflation's picking up again.

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