Credit Card Critic Mugs

Your Flexible Fiend.

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

"Well! I'm already pre-disapproved for a credit card."

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'You're eligible for our new card if you have a pulse.'

"We think your credit cards may have been breached."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Recession

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

'Let me get this straight, Reverend. You would now like to diversify the Church's 'No Sin' endowment to include some 'Greed'?'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...