Financially Anxious Gifts

'How can you sleep at night?'

"You may experience an occasional billing sensation."

'I have trouble sleeping worrying about the alternative minimum tax.'

Peter

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

No Money

Energy Bills

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

'I'm so bad with money, I never know how much I have in the bank unless I shake it and count what falls out.'

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.