Financial Frustration Explorer Gifts

Caged Fury

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

I think I can...

Broken since March

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

Moanathon.

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Energy Bills

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

"Our funding ran out again. Whip up another batch of crystal meth."

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

Angry tennis player.

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

"Our funding has gone into a black hole."

New Listings From Frustration House.

"This was supposed to be the last session, but I think that I need to come abother couple of times to treat this sense of guilt for all the money I have wasted on you."

"Saaay, aren't you the I.R.S. guy who audited me last week?"

The Hold Dance

'According to my bank statement...THEY are overdrawn.'

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"It wouldn't kill you to pay your bill."

"Miss Widlington, I've failed in life, send in someone for me to blame."