Financially Anxious T-Shirts

'How can you sleep at night?'

"You may experience an occasional billing sensation."

'I have trouble sleeping worrying about the alternative minimum tax.'

Peter

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Energy Bills

No Money

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

'I'm so bad with money, I never know how much I have in the bank unless I shake it and count what falls out.'

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.