Financial Frustration Fighter T-Shirts

'That must stand for Very Annoying Tax.'

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Wanna talk about it?

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Student Debt

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Breaking Through

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

Stress on GPs

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"With me it's even worse. I'm still paying off loans from nursery school."

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Self Checkout