Financial Frustration Fighter Pillows

'That must stand for Very Annoying Tax.'

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Wanna talk about it?

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Student Debt

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Breaking Through

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

Stress on GPs

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

"With me it's even worse. I'm still paying off loans from nursery school."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

''Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by'...which was a helluva dumb place for me to launch a burger franchise!'

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."